Queen of Dumb

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

nottoooldfordisney:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

macklebeth

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restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

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augustuswaters:

FUCKING RABBITS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

augustuswaters:

FUCKING RABBITS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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allmymetaphors:

women get called melodramatic and overly emotional every time we express negative feelings, but have you ever tried telling a man “no?” They’re actual toddlers. 

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“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”

—   Jon Stewart  (via prisy666)

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fotojournalismus:

Iranian women gather at the shrine of the Shiite Saint Imam Abdulazim, in Shahr-e-Ray, south of Tehran, Iran, on the occasion of the death anniversary of Fatima, the daughter of Islam’s Prophet Muhammad on April 3, 2014. (Ebrahim Noroozi/AP)

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Iranian women gather at the shrine of the Shiite Saint Imam Abdulazim, in Shahr-e-Ray, south of Tehran, Iran, on the occasion of the death anniversary of Fatima, the daughter of Islam’s Prophet Muhammad on April 3, 2014. (Ebrahim Noroozi/AP)

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